Pest Control Jokes

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all his uncles were ants.


What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?



What do you call an and with frogs legs?

An antphibian!


Q: What do you call an ant that won’t go away?

A: Permanant


Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?

Because he was pissed off.


What kind of ants are very learned?



What do you call a well-dressed ant? 



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I told my wife we had a pest problem.

But, apparently we have to wait until it’s 18 years old to move out.